Haiku :: Fuck

Today I decided to try my hand at haiku and senryu writing on twitter.

I got a bit carried away with the evening’s haiku throwdown challenge word of “Fuck”

::

I stubbed my toe, fuck.

I laddered my stockings, fuck.

I love you. Fuck

::

I knew I left it

somewhere round here. Where the fuck

is my self respect?

::

Pass the wine, while I

whine about my shitty day

all I can say’s: FUCK!

::

Fill my glass, glug slug

get me drunk chug chug. Kiss my

wine stained lips. Fuck me.

::

Imagine if we replace

the word spam with fuck. How would

that funny song go?

::

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply