Haiku :: Fuck

Today I decided to try my hand at haiku and senryu writing on twitter.

I got a bit carried away with the evening’s haiku throwdown challenge word of “Fuck”


I stubbed my toe, fuck.

I laddered my stockings, fuck.

I love you. Fuck


I knew I left it

somewhere round here. Where the fuck

is my self respect?


Pass the wine, while I

whine about my shitty day

all I can say’s: FUCK!


Fill my glass, glug slug

get me drunk chug chug. Kiss my

wine stained lips. Fuck me.


Imagine if we replace

the word spam with fuck. How would

that funny song go?


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