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Posted by on Jun 27, 2011 in Erotic writing | 1 comment

Captain :: Wank Wednesday

Welcome to week 19 of  Wank Wednesday, your weekly festival of smut, find out all about it here. To join in write a story using this week’s prompt #captain and then use the link widget to add it to the list. Please remember to include a link back to this post in your post, if not I’ll remove it from the link list and please do take the time to read a few of the other contributions.  Thank you for writing and reading.

 

This weeks prompt is #captain

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All it takes is a squirt of Rive Guache to take me back to my first crush, the first girl I wanted to fuck.  The first woman I fantasised over and lay at night frigging myself to sleep imagining it was her knuckles rubbing and thrusting into me.

She was the captain of the sixth form hockey team and to say it was my coming of age crush is an understatement.  I know that everyone jokes about hockey players, all burly lesbians that can out sing and out drink the guys, but she wasn’t like that.

Sure she was gay, but she was sweet and slim and hot.  Lightening fast brain and legs, no wonder I was smitten.

I was a geek, not even good enough to be on the substitute of the b-team.  So I’d just worship from afar and catch a sniff of her impossibly cool, grown up, perfume as she passed in the corridor between lessons.

Now I’m all grown up, a woman, I’ve not played hockey in years, not even tried.  I don’t sit waiting to be chosen for teams anymore, I make my own decisions and forge my own way.  I don’t wear Rive Guache but I can smell the woman that does, just the other side of the changing room divide.  Not just her perfume, I can smell the damp shower-fresh flesh of her.  I’m dressed now and round the corner, slowing to greet her and compliment her.  She’s half dressed and she pauses to acknowledge me, our words simple but our body language and eyes make their own conversation and eventually she turns her back to me and invites me to close the zip on her dress for her.

Without a doubt I know I’ll be undoing it later tonight.

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Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Jun 21, 2011 in Erotic writing | 1 comment

Conference :: Wank Wednesday

Welcome to week 18 of  Wank Wednesday, your weekly festival of smut, find out all about it here. To join in write a story using this week’s prompt #conference and then use the link widget to add it to the list. Please remember to include a link back to this post in your post, if not I’ll remove it from the link list and please do take the time to read a few of the other contributions.  Thank you for writing and reading.

 

This weeks prompt is #conference

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Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Jun 16, 2011 in Blog | 3 comments

Doc Johnson Petite Flower Vibrator :: A sex toy review

I’ve been putting off this sex toy review for Sex Toys UK who sent me the product free to review because to be honest, I couldn’t get the vibrator to work.  So what can you say?

The Product:

Doc Johnson Petite Flower Vibrator

What they say:

This petite floral decorated vibrator from Doc Johnson is beautiful and buzz-tastic!

Covered in raised floral patterns, this vibe is sure to stimulate, tickle and titillate all your erogenous zones until you experience a peaking frisson of blossoming pleasure!

Each contour of the Petite Flowers Vibe will fill you with satisfaction. Made from a soft, body safe and comfortable material, it is sure to feel as amazing as it looks.

Multispeed, phthalates free and waterproof too, with a dial turn easy control.

You have two to choose from:

Lilac – Swirled shaft with blossoming flower raised patterns

Pink – Rose buds adorn the shaft to bring you extra stimulation

The details:

  • Power: AAA batteries x 2
  • Materials: TPE
  • Dimensions metric: 14cm x 2.5cm
  • Dimensions imperial: 5.5″ x 1″
  • Phthalate free

What I say:

More lovely packaging from Doc Johnson, it has the look of sex toys for surfers and festival goers to it.

I was sent the rose vibrator, so it  is pink with little pink raised rose designs along the shaft.  The shaft is flexible and the texture is slightly squishy, I know its a terrible description but I can’t think of better.  The head of the shaft has the vibrator elements in it, so it is heavy and  probably feels nice and firm pushed deep inside you.  I say probably because I couldn’t get the damned thing to work.

The vibrator takes two triple A batteries but no-where on the packaging or the vibrator does it tell you which way to insert them.  I have tried every combination, with brand new batteries and no joy, literally, so after several attempts I gave up and did what any one with a hot glue gun, a pair of googly eyes and a defunt vibrator would do, I decorated it.  So here, in homage to Dildo Bob, who is hosting a dildo decorating party at Cybermummy, is Veronica Vibe.

Any downsides?

I couldn’t get it to work and even with hot glue gun the googly eyes were really difficult to get to stick.

Conclusions:

Great packaging, can’t comment on the vibrator but I’ve got a dandy new desk ornament.

Where do I buy one and how much is it?

Buy the Doc Johnson Petite Flower Vibrator at Sex Toys UK and is currently on sale at £16

Ruby

Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Jun 14, 2011 in Erotic writing | 5 comments

Practice :: Wank Wednesday

Welcome to week 17 of Wank Wednesday, your weekly festival of smut, find out all about it here. To join in write a story using this week’s prompt #practice and then use the link widget to add it to the list.

Please remember to include a link back to this post in your post, if not I’ll remove it from the link list and please do take the time to read a few of the other contributions.  Thank you for writing and reading.

This weeks prompt is #practice

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Practice

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She pursed her lips and hovered them over the mouthpiece of the flute, twitched her fingers and angled her wrists, a small ritual of preparation before lowering her mouth to the metal.

She closed her eyes, imagined the black dots and stems of the notes on her closed lids and blew.  The sound was pure and magical.  He sat and watched, rapt and intent on taking her all in.  Not just the beauty of the dancing music but the beauty of her.  All their years together and all her years of practice and he never tired of watching her.

His wife gained an almost mythical quality when she played her flute.  She was something at once of the air and of the earth, the flesh.  He knew she couldn’t see it but he did so clearly.  As she played, even her practice scales and arpeggios, she somehow transformed.  The layers of everyday pretense and manners fell away, exposing breath by breath her very core.  And in that core he always saw her sex.

Her passionate need to express herself through music couldn’t be halted or restrained, she poured herself into her music and a part of that was the sexy and sensual woman he lay with every night.  The woman with fingers toned by her flute exercises, traced up and down his body, wrapped around his cock, cupped his cock or delved into the secret recess of his arse.  Her mouth, expressive in language, song and play used to such eloquent effect on these parts too, sucking, licking and delighting as much as it delighted.

Age may have slowed them, sagged them even, but in bed she was as nimble in her desire as she had ever been.  Laughter and love wound through everything they did together, yet in bed just as in her playing she was as passionate and as unguarded as he could ever wish for.

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Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Jun 12, 2011 in Blog | 0 comments

Doc Johnson Glass Joy Vibrator :: A sex toy review

It is time for another sex toy review for Sex Toys UK who sent me the product free to review and this is the one that I know some of you have been waiting for, the glass vibrator review.   I’ve already got a glass dildo, which I adore, so I was super pleased to try a glass vibrator, I wasn’t disappointed.

The Product:
Doc Johnson Glass Joy Vibrator

What they say:
You’ll be overjoyed with this glass vibrator from Doc Johnson!

Yes – glass has gone vibrating. You can now enjoy the super smooth sensation that glass delivers with the added sensation of vibration.

Joy has a bulbous tip with tiny raised stimulation nodules at the tip. Push the button at the base to make your way through three amazing vibration modes.

Looks as good as it feels!

What I say:

It’s blue, it’s pretty, it’s made of glass, it vibrates and it only needs one AA battery.

And oh my word, I love this vibrator.

The Doc Johnson Glass Joy Vibrator is made of glass and is 150 mm x 40 mm, which is 6 x 1.5 inches if you’re feeling imperial.  The single AA battery is easy to fit, just unscrew the base and pop it in.  The button on the base is the on/off switch and also clicks you through three vibration settings.  The vibe is very, very quiet.

One thing that I immediately liked about the Doc Johnson range is the packaging, be gone scantily clad pouting pretties, hello to clear boxes printed with funky floral designs.  Cute.

As soon as I saw the vibrator it I loved it.  The metallic blue glass is space aged sexy it felt smooth and a little bit devilish in my hand and most of all I loved the way it felt on and inside me.  I switched it on and worked it over my clit, the glass was a little cool and had a pleasing solidness to it.  When I was ready I slid it down and into my pussy.  The bulbous tip and raised bumps stretched me and I felt full of wonderful pulsing hardness.  Held deep inside me I clicked the button on the base through the three increasingly powerful vibrations. I quite frankly fucked myself silly and quickly lost all coherent thought.  I pulled the vibrator out and worked it hard over my clit again, the glass super heated by my own body sent me over into orgasm yet again.

This isn’t a polite vibrator that slips gently inside you and tickles your orgasm out of you.  The shape and nodules stretch and pull your flesh, the glass is unyielding, tough yet slippery and soaks up the heat of your orgasm to provide more sensations.

If you like an edge to your toys try the Doc Johnson Glass Joy Vibrator if you prefer a more delicate approach to your orgasms this isn’t for you.

Any downsides?

Not really, perhaps the button on the base means that in the heat of the moment you could easily turn the vibrator off, but well its just as easy to turn on again.

Conclusions:

Great packaging, great vibrator, great orgasms.

Where do I buy one and how much is it?

Buy the Doc Johnson Glass Joy Vibrator at Sex Toys UK for £29.45

Ruby

Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

If you enjoyed my writing you can find more of my erotic fiction stories on Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com, don't be shy leave a review!

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