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Posted by on Mar 28, 2011 in Blog, News | 4 comments

My new best friends :: Sex Toys UK

As some of you may have noticed my tweets have started to include mention of blogging conference Cybermummy and sex toy sellers Sex Toys UK.

The two aren’t unrelated as Sex Toys UK are sponsoring my attendance at Cybermummy this year.  This means you will be seeing regular posts about Sex Toys UK, their products and their services.  I know I know, its a hard job but some smut writer has to do it.

So let me introduce anyone that isn’t already famililar with them to Sex Toys UK.

What they say about themselves:

The no.1 UK Adult Sex Toys Shop…

As the UK’s leading online adult sex shop, we offer a huge range of quality adult sex toys such as vibrators, dildos, anal toys, male sex toys, rabbit vibrators and strap-on dildos, at the cheapest price guaranteed. Every UK order comes with 100% FREE delivery and 100% FREE returns. is 100% committed to your satisfaction. Enjoy better sex with, your #1 online adult toys Sex Shop.

What I say about them:

As we all know size isn’t everything, it is what you do with what you’ve got.  As an existing customer I can honestly vouch for their great levels of service.  An easy to use website, next day delivery if you order in time and free returns if you don’t like the products you’ve ordered.

When shopping the products have customer reviews and ratings, video clips and comprehensive descriptions helping you to get all the information you need to decide on the right products for you.

One thing that I think is great about the site is that there are always weekly offers, 3 for 2 offers and free gifts.  For me, on a slim budget this is a fantastic benefit.  The first time I ordered with them I ended up with an order valued at double what I actually paid for it and when my order arrived there was a discount voucher included with the delivery note.

As well as the main shop site, Sex Toys UK also have an active forum, an online tv channel, blog, Facebook page and Twitter accounts that run regular competitions to win products.

There’s lots more to talk about and of course the sex toys to review, but that will have to wait for another day.


Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Mar 28, 2011 in Erotic writing | 3 comments

Clear :: Wank Wednesday

Welcome to Wank Wednesday, your weekly festival of smut.

With so many great writers of smut and erotica on Twitter and the web I thought it would be a nice idea to get a smutty blog carnival going. For writers or would be writers a weekly prompt will get you writing and as a reader well you’ll be able to get your fix of sexy stories all in one go.
To join in all you need to do is write a story with the weekly prompt as a title. This week’s prompt is #clear. Then:

  • Blog it – post it on your blog then come back here and add it to the link list.
  • Tweet it – write it on twitter using the prompt hashtag and the #wankwednesday hashtag
  • Add it – if you don’t want to blog or tweet it then please do add it as comment to my post
  • WE it – if you are a member at Word Ejaculation you can submit with them too, just remember to link back to me here and to add your entry to the link list.

Please do take the time to read and comment on the other contributors, we’ll all keep on writing but it is so much nicer to do so with feedback.

Thank you for writing and reading.

This weeks prompt




The wine in the glass was clear and chilled, its scent had almost petrol overtones but it turned to the taste of late summer blossoms on Janey’s tongue.  She sipped it, rolled it over her tongue and wondered how it would blend with the taste of her dinner partner’s cum.

She looked into his eyes as he spoke, he was arrogant to be sure.  As with every dinner date he’d asked to have their table changed and then switched the settings so that he was sat next to not opposite her.  She was used to it by now, accepted it as his quirk, the annoying thing was he was always damned well right.

The food was excellent, the wine so expensive she knew she wouldn’t have a hangover in the morning, the company, well the company was as it always was, pleasant, arrogant, generous and slightly patronising.  Though again she had to admit, Sam knew her well enough to get away with patronising because he was always spot on about her and her life.

Janey sighed, sipped her wine and went back to contemplating Sam’s cock in her mouth.

Leaving the restaurant she took his hand, they walked through the city, a cool spring night, stopping to look in overpriced and overdressed boutiques but all the while Janey was surveying the rest of the street.  At last she found what she was looking for, a small, dark alley leading to the back of a fancy clothes shops.

As they walked past it she pulled Sam back into the darkness of the lane and pushed him against the wall.

He returned  her kiss with passion and she felt the swell of his cock in his trousers twitch.  Just as she’d suspected he’d been hard all through dinner.  As she flicked open his jeans button and unzipped him he tried to pull away, but Janey had him trapped between her body and the wall.

She breathed her reasurrance into his mouth with her kiss;

“Shhhh, relax….”

He did, whether from trust or desire she didn’t know nor care.  Janey dropped to her knees and took Sam’s cock in her mouth.  She didn’t want to tease, she didn’t want to delay, she wanted to taste him on her tongue and feel the heat of his spunk surging into the cheeks and throat.

She sucked hard, as she bobbed her head forward and back, holding his hips still to keep her rhythm.  She felt it, the tightening of his fists in her hair, the clenching of his glutes under her hands and the increased pressure against her restraint; Sam was close.  Janey stopped moving and released her hold on Sam, allowing him the final jabbing thrusts into the wet suction of her  mouth.  He came, pulling her head to him with both hands, calling out her name and cursing a pantheon of deities.

Janey swirled Sam’s cum over her tongue and noted its distinct taste, the wine’s summer blooms replaced by saline and beach sharp breezes.  Pausing to savour the contrast she swallowed him down and standing kissed his mouth, adding another layer, the panting taste of his lust to her night’s menu.



Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Mar 26, 2011 in Uncategorized | 3 comments

Cybermummy 2011 meet & greet

Here is my introduction to me for the Cybermummy meet and greet.  I’m looking forward to getting to know you all in person in June.

Name: Ruby Kiddell

Blog: The Erotic Notebook

Twitter ID@eroticnotebook

Sponsor: Sex Toys UK / @sextoysuk / @thecarasutra

Height: 5ft 7

Hair: Brunette

Eyes: Blue

Likes: Talking, writing, making stuff, laughing like a drain.

Dislikes:  Pomposity, the abuse of cucumbers in erotica and the spelling out of sounds in erotica;”uuughhhhuuhhhhh” is not sexy dialogue.


Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Mar 25, 2011 in Erotic writing | 0 comments

Wake :: Fuck me Friday

This weeks entry for Aisling Weaver’s weekly writing challenge, Fuck me Friday, the prompt is Wake and you can find links to all the other entries here, on Aisling’s blog.


I long to wake with you beside me.

To sleep in a bed we have fucked in, lying anointed with lust’s fluid trail and breathing in the warm fragrance of sex and sweat.

To taste the mingling of ourselves in our kisses and to rest, sated and replete in your arms.

For dawn to find our bodies echoing the passionate embraces of tonight, instinct replaying what our minds are yet to recall.

Until then I wait.

Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Mar 25, 2011 in 100 words, Erotic writing | 0 comments


Time stretches before us.

Your breath hot on my body; close enough to raise the hairs and distant enough that I strain to try to meet your lips with my flesh.

Kiss me, please, I’m silent but my mind wills what my body craves.

A kiss.

Your kiss.

Two warm lips here on the jut of my hip.

An invisible mark communicating an indelible claim.



At the first sighing touch of your lips it feels as if we have time enough and spare, yet by the clawing end I know we’ll never have enough.

Time stretches,

Can I?



Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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