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Posted by on Feb 28, 2011 in 100 words, Erotic writing | 1 comment

Shaved nut sack

Another in the “ridiculous hashtag” series. This is what happens when you ask people to suggest hashtags to write to. For others in the series please see Anal Glands and Flying Mormon Outhouse.


I love breaking in a new boy fuck toy. Their emails and texts always promise that they will debase themselves a hundred ways for me. Clean my house, lick my boots, treat me like a goddess; all the usual unimaginative cliches.

How dare they presume to know what I want?

I tell them I hate hairy nutsacks. I wouldn’t normally talk in such common language, but these snivelling boys bring out my lowest common denominator.

Their first test is to shave for me, if they obey they may be worthy.

Like any professional, I only play with smooth clean balls.


Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Feb 26, 2011 in Blog | 2 comments

Ben Wa I see you again? A True story

It took me six months after my husband had left me to think about dating again.  I started with online dating and got emailing with a guy, the guy that as it happens started me on the smut writing.  What can I say, they were steamy emails.

My self confidence bolstered I ordered some sex toys to pamper myself including a set of ben wa balls.

The post arrived on a  Saturday morning and being the impatient kind I immediately set about test driving the ben wa balls.  With chores to do in town I put Imp in her baby carry sling and set off.  Chores have never been quite so much fun.

On the way home I walked past a guy that had been smiling at me all the way down the street;

“That’s nice”

I thought,

“I’ve still got something going on”

Two paces after passing him I remembered we’d been at school together so turned and called his name.

He turned and we stopped for a chat, him married with 4 kids, me seperated with one.  Half way through the chat I then remember we dated for a few weeks some 15 years ago.  The sex was memorable because one of my brother’s sat outside my bedroom door banging on it to get in to throw the guy out.

So there I am, babe in sling, ben wa balls in cunt, flushed face talking to an ex of 15 years ago and I can’t tell if he remembers that we’ve dated  before either.

Flash forward a few weeks and I’m at baby group, sans ben wa balls, and chatting to a friend of mine.  She’s telling me about her husbands new job and I suddenly realise that this is my ex’s wife.  Of course I nearly blurt out;

“Oh yes I bumped into him, I was grinning like an idiot because I had ben wa balls in me.”

Fortunately I manged to bite my tongue, but I’ve not been able to look my ben wa balls in the eye since, it’s just too embarrassing.

Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Feb 25, 2011 in 100 words | 1 comment

Heat :: Fuck me Friday

This is little story is for Aisling Weaver’s writing challenge Fuck me Friday. The prompt is Heat


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street sounds fade as my fingers reach under my tummy and find my clit.

Circling, circling, dipping and gliding into the juicy, fleshy mess of an afternoon on wanton self love.

This is how I wait for you.





Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Feb 22, 2011 in Erotic writing | 2 comments

Spring :: Wank Wednesday

Welcome to Wank Wednesday, your weekly festival of smut.

With so many great writers of smut and erotica on Twitter and the web I thought it would be a nice idea to get a smutty blog carnival going.  For writers or would be writers a weekly prompt will get you writing and as a reader well you’ll be able to get your fix of sexy stories all in one go.

To join in all you need to do is write a story with the weekly prompt as a title. This week’s prompt is #Spring. Then:

  • Blog it – post it on your blog then come back here and add it to the linky doohicky.
  • Tweet it – write it on twitter using the prompt hashtag and the #wankwednesday hashtag
  • Add it – if you don’t want to blog or tweet it then add it as comment to my post

This weeks prompt




Melody tried to concentrate on her writing but couldn’t. One word, one definition was enough to tumble her mind back to last night.  The twist of bedsheets and the bitter sweet release of her orgasm.

“Spring – verb (used without adjective) – to be released from a constrained position, as by resilient or elastic force or from the action of a spring:  A trap springs. The door sprang open and in he walked.”

She nodded to herself, yes that would more or less cover it.

All he had to do was walk through her door and the trap of lust closed around her.

He knew which touches would break her down quickest.  The soft strokes down her arm from elbow to wrist, a squeeze of his thumb in her palm and the pinches on her finger tips.  All the while talking to her, asking her questions about herself, her day her life.  Using her name, the low timbre of his voice and the trace of an accent from elsewhere giving life to the song of it.

And before she knew it she would be dropping her head and blushing under the glare of his attention.  Until finally he would take her face in his hands and bring his lips slowly to hers.  Kissing softly, intently, pausing to finish her off with the words;

“I’m going to take you home and fuck you now”

All she could ever do was nod and slip her hand into his to be led back to bed and the base pleasure of him.

He would strip her of her clothes faster than he had stripped her resolve.  Hands sliding up her legs, the firmness of his touch turning into something fiercer the closer he got to her hips.  Fingers and thumbs digging into flesh, pushing her legs wide, the plunge of his head down and the warmth of his breath on her waiting pussy.  And in the delightful moment that his tongue nudged into the wet folds of her and pressing into her cunt she forgot why she tried to resist him.

All she could do was grip his hair and push his face further into her, surf the pleasure of his attentions.  How could something that felt so wonderful be bad for her?

He knew her so well that even before she had breathed out her imminent orgasm he had already shifted his tempo, slid two fingers inside her and furiously fucked her to release, his mouth and fingers working together to deliver her climax.

Then, as Melody lay gasping and pulsing under her orgasms recoil he would release himself over her.  His cum splattering as it landed, her  body the plush landscape of his lusts design.

Spent he would dress and leave.  No caress or whispered thanks, just a careless;

“I’ll call you”

as he closed the door, as if all his intimacy for her had been purged with his cum.

And every time she would vow it was the last and every time it was, until he called.


  1. Angels BreathSpring ~ A #wankwednesday Addition
  2. #Spring by Aisling Weaver
  3. The Spring in the Night #WankWednesday #Twitterfic
  4. #Spring – Lady Grinning Soul
  5. #spring by Wyeth Bailey @ DangerousSweets
    1. Repressed soul //Shan
    2. #wankwednesday #spring
    3. Lilith Katz
    4. Spring by D. J. Rixelle
    5. #spring ( @ _Monocle_)

This linky list is now closed.


Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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Posted by on Feb 20, 2011 in News | 2 comments

Ruby, Sex Toys UK and Cybermummy

I know I know it sounds like I should be on a 1970’s sci-fi set, dressed in silver latex and fighting off baco-foiled alien mamas with a rabbit vibrator set to stun.
As much fun as that sounds and it does sound like a lot of fun, that isn’t what this post is about. Oh no.

I’m getting my blogging groove on and attending the Cybermummy 2011 conference courtesy of my vibetastic sponsors Sex Toys UK.

As most of you know I am not exclusively about the smut, I’m a single parent to a bright as a button toddler called The Imp.  I work from home and manage several different blogs and businesses.  Being a lone parent and a home worker can at times be quite isolating and, for me, Twitter and the web are a great way to socialise, learn and have fun.

Which is how I see Cybermummy.  A great opportunity to learn, meet people and have a lot of fun.  Oh and to make sure that everyone has a little bit of love in their life courtesy of Ruby and Sex Toys UK.

Thanks for reading,

Ruby x

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